The Invisible Ninja
i am the invisible ninja. no one sees me at work. no one appreciates me and my subtlety. dammit i wish i would get caught just once. maybe one day an invisible ninja girl will detect me and we will spar and she will think that i think that i am better than her but then she will beat me and then we will roll around in the grass for a little bit wrestling but then the wrestling will turn into unabashed lovemaking and she will wonder if i let her win and i will wonder if she knows that i let her take me down but we will both know that the other person knows but we will still wonder if we really know but we don't talk about that. we are okay with wondering because at least we know that our kids are going to be amazing little ninjas and when we are old i will tell stories to our many ninja grandchildren about how i let her win and for a moment she will think that i just revealed a big secret but then she will still wonder if i just made that up for the grandkids so the story would be more exciting and she will tell stories about how she always knew that i let her win but pretended not to know but i will still wonder if maybe she didn't know and she was jut saying that now so the grandkids would think she had outsmarted me. none of this really matters though, because i haven't revealed myself to that ninja girl yet and i am still a young ninja and i am sure i still have a lot of mistakes to make so i suppose it is possible that just a normal girl will catch me one of these days but i won't call her just a normal girl to her face because that would just be insensitive and rule number one of being a ninja is to always be aware of your surroundings.
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