A Letter To Electric Visual Evolution Customer Service
The following is a real letter which I sent to the Electric Customer Service Department.
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From the desk of Patrick Norton
Dear Purveyors of Fine Optical Headwear,
One day, whilst exiting a popular soup and sandwich place in a local shopping mall, I put on my beloved gold-frame modern aviotorish Electric sunglasses. What happened next was completely unexpected and an altogether horrible experience. Utterly without warning, one of the lenses just fell right out onto the floor. I froze. I was so panic-stricken; I did not know how to handle this tragedy. However, my brain soon began producing adrenaline, and I quickly jumped into action, halting all pedestrians in the vicinity. You see, I realized that somehow, one of the tiny screws must have become imperceptibly loose. I searched for the microscopic part for a couple minutes, until it got too embarrassing. It is still a mystery to me why that little bastard rebel screw wanted to leave the sunglasses. I have always been so good to those glasses. I have never stretched them over a hat, which, by the way, looks lame anyhow. Sometimes I will let them hang from my shirt collar, but I am always careful to remove them when greeting friends, as to avoid the infamous hug-crunch mishap. At night, they are always kept in their hard-shell case. In fact, I have two cases: one on my desk in my house and one in the glove compartment of my truck. I guess there are some things that I will never understand. At any rate, I think you can probably sense my level of sadness regarding the dismal state of my poor sunglasses. I have enclosed the receipt from Sun Diego, a store that I frequent. Please notice that I returned Von Zippers to get the Electrics instead because everyone knows that Electrics are better than Von Zippers.
Warm regards,
Patrick Norton
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